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candiedrust:

derschlange:

starspangledbandit:

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Anyone want to go back to the ’30s with me?

it’s back.

YES THANK YOU

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kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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nonbinaryfrancis:

Source.Artist.

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  • Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me:Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother:Kill them.

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hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

(Bron: sass-cakes)

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kidslut:

Hum Hallelujah // Fall Out Boy

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  • Aries:has no chill
  • Taurus:has too much chill
  • Gemini:needs to shut the fuck up
  • Cancer:won't stop crying
  • Leo:keeps checking the mirror
  • Virgo:talks while you listen to your fave song ????
  • Libra:wears too much makeup
  • Scorpio:has a boner
  • Sagittarius:probably snorts paprika for fun
  • Capricorn:cleans too much or not enough
  • Aquarius:ditches babies
  • Pisces:needs rehab

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Anoniem said: Fucking ugly cunt. Kill yourself👌

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ask-sane-belarus:

spoopy-ihaveheadphones:

doitsu:

Ah, you’re watching Hetalia? I love that anime. The way they all just [clenches fist] dont die.

holy rome died

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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theonewhoisnotshort:

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

Potassium looks a bit like Eridan.

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freckleddolphin:

catswithcupcakes:

protectorward:

shieldshawk:

yourdearestwatson:

skullandridingcrop:

ausmetallen:

goldenheartedrose:

 
High up on my inner thigh. I’m thinking some sort of sexual act. I mean. I can’t think of many other ways that kind of thing would happen.

Everywhere. Literally everywhere.

My birthmark is a tiny spot on my armpit….

Mine is on my shoulder, might have been shot. 

On my back, over my heart. Little round dot.

On my lip????

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I must have took an arrow to the knee then

freckleddolphin:

catswithcupcakes:

protectorward:

shieldshawk:

yourdearestwatson:

skullandridingcrop:

ausmetallen:

goldenheartedrose:

 

High up on my inner thigh. I’m thinking some sort of sexual act. I mean. I can’t think of many other ways that kind of thing would happen.

Everywhere. Literally everywhere.

My birthmark is a tiny spot on my armpit….

Mine is on my shoulder, might have been shot. 

On my back, over my heart. Little round dot.

On my lip????

M

I must have took an arrow to the knee then

(Bron: daydreamerofnightmares)

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slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

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chubbyaziraphale:

can we talk about how in the new Hetalia strip it says 95% of people think it’s the best thing ever if a girl has a chubby tummy

can we talk about how Italy was like OKAY THEN IM GONNA EAT PURE FAT TO GET FAT ON PURPOSE

can we talk about how America was literally doing just that

/can we talk about how Hetalia world stars was made for me/

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